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Nekowabaka Character Name: Nekowabaka

Likes: Sushi, Milk, Vanilla Coke, DDR
Hobbies: Playing video games, making sushi, doing dumb things
Favorite Anime: Excel Saga

     Nekowabaka is not just another ordinary neko, he is also a baka. For some reason, he knows how to play video games and other stuff nekos can't ordinarily do. It's a mystery why he rotates 90 degrees just to say "Meow" and flips vertically just to say "Baka!" (Which nekos don't ordinarily say.)

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Magical Flying Tofu Character Name: Magical Flying Tofu

Likes: Flying
Hobbies: Flying
Maximum Speed: Approximately 10492 mph

     He's magical. He flies. He's tofu. He's the Magical Flying Tofu!! w00t!!!
Chef Suzuki Character Name: Chef Suzuki

Likes: The art of preparing sushi
Hobbies: The art of preparing sushi
Second Favorite Food: Tacos

     Chef Suzuki is a well respected sushi chef from Japan. His skills are among the best, therefore, his sushi is of high standards. However, he doesn't like it when Nekowabaka jumps on the sushi carousel and eats all the sushi. Chef Suzuki also enjoys driving around town in his Honda.
Sephiroth The Duck Character Name: Sephiroth The Duck

Likes: Tetris, Bread, Tomato Juice
Hobbies: The way of the sword, Causing chaos and destruction
Favorite Movie: Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino

     Sephiroth is a duck who is a bodyguard for Chef Suzuki. Whenever Sephiroth isn't wielding a sword, he can usually be found playing Tetris.
Officer Wasabi Character Name: Officer Wasabi

Likes: To protect and serve, Watching "Cops", Donuts
Hobbies: To protect and serve, Watching "Cops"
Favorite TV show: Cops

     Officer Wasabi is one of the best officers on the force. He shouts at people if they commited any crime, even if it's an offense such as littering or jaywalking. He enjoys watching "Cops" when he's off duty.
Email Frog Character Name: Email Frog

Likes: Email, Hamburgers, Tacos
Hobbies: Jumping around and saying "email", Checking his email
Favorite Browser: Anything other than Internet Explorer

     No one knows why the Email Frog jumps around and says "email", but he managed to destroy the French Language by himself. Sometimes, the Email Frog may say other things as well. He checks his email everyday.
Lefty & Righty Character Name: Lefty & Righty

Likes: Saying weird things
Hobbies: Swimming, Saying weird things
Favorite computer game: ZZT

     Lefty (Always faces left) and Righty (Always faces right) aren't real fish. They are made of ASCII characters and they live in a text-based screen mode. They swim in their virtual ocean and say a lot of weird things. Once in a while, they may mimic others from the outside world. Their fish pond was programmed in QuickBASIC. They also fear the Blue (sometimes Red) Screen of Death and the DOS prompt.
The Space Kittens Character Name: The Space Kittens

Likes: Cheesecake, Fish, Milk, Vanilla Coke, Doritos
Hobbies: Hunting cheesecake, Flying in their UFO
Favorite video games: Legend of Zelda: Four Swords and Legend of Zelda: Four Sword Adventures

     The Space Kittens fly around in their UFO on an unknown mission. They recently crash landed on Earth, where Nekowabaka found them somewhere near Area 51. The Space Kittens are quite playful and they'll often check out strange and unusual objects. No one knows which planet they came from.
Chef Hyundai Character Name: Chef Hyundai

Likes: Sushi with ketchup, Expensive coffee
Hobbies: Preparing cheap sushi
Favorite beverage: Crappuccino

     Chef Hyundai is an infamous sushi chef. Just about every visitor to his restaurant never comes back. For many years, he tried to steal Chef Suzuki's famous sushi recipe. He hates it whenever people don't finish eating the sushi he prepared. Chef Hyundai also has an unlimited supply of ninjas to do his personal bidding.
Mouse Character Name: Mouse

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Ketchup Monster Character Name: The Ketchup Monster

Likes: Ketchup
Hobbies: Throwing Ketchup
Favorite condiment: Ketchup

     The Ketchup Monster is a monster made of ketchup. Whenever people stop using ketchup for any reason, he gets angry and goes on a rampage. He will not hesitate to throw ketchup on any type of food, even if it makes the food taste terrible.
Jack Thompson Character Name: Jack Thompson

Likes: Golf, Censorship
Hobbies: Suing the video game industry, Trolling on the internet
Secret identity: Supercensor

     Jack Thompson is a disbarred lawyer and a misguided anti-video game activist. He believes video games influence children to go on shooting rampages. Whenever someone challenges him to a debate, he always backs down like a coward. Jack Thompson's dream is to have the whole world censored "for the children". Whenever Jack Thompson says "OR ELSE!", it's always an empty threat.

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